proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

image

right out the window

tardisy-wardisy:

wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

well it was either this or lord of the flies

(Source: wubmachine-deactivated420)


relahvant:

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito

I refuse to live past 29
#thoughts


(Source: iheartarcticmonkeys)

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys


(Source: jamiebowerz)


buzzfeed:

The ’80s were weird.

(Source: donrickles)

  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight